Ride to Ida needed from Outer Space

[trippybearsusan]

I hitched out of the Rainbow Gathering with a UFO and got stuck on some rubble from the Mir Space Station, but I still want to make it out to Ida this year to be with all of the beautiful homos. Is anybody going from Mars or Venus or some mountainous region that could give me a lift? I can meet you anywhere exactly 1560 km from the Earth's surface.

*Can provide free massages and aura cleanses*

-Trippy Bear Susan